fractoid

A person that utilizes at most a microscopic portion of their brain when addressing issues, far less than even the average human being; this condition is pre-dominant in recent college graduates as well as Congress

War for Oil! Gore Won! The Muslims are our Friends!

Fractoid...

by IronBrand April 4, 2005

Fruck

fruck: the past tense of freak

i totaly fruck out just now when i read that wrong definiton of fruck.

by manny and minger April 29, 2005

frucking

adverb - used for emphasis for something that kicks serious ass.

'that's frucking wick, man.'

by Kelli Wood, Vanessa Reid March 12, 2004

Fructose Intolerant

Fructose Intolerant -
1. The act of spooning an open grape fruit and having acidy fructose substance annhilate the retina of the human eyeball.

2. One who is allergic to fructose or has a hard time talking about his/her emotions.

3. Froogly Googly BoppleGoblins dancing poony boonliy in the pale night while eating bumpkin pumpkin pomegrants.

4. FRUIT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

Grapefuit in your eye. "A Ninja Pays Half My Rent"

by Android November 28, 2003

fractionatic

adjective.
1.) super cool
2.) totally awesome
3.) pretty or sexy looking

"whoa dude, that chick is fractionatic!"
"joey, my dear, that is fractionatic. indeed."

by kacie! :D March 30, 2004

Fractioner

A morbidly obese person, most likely above 400 pounds in weight. They are so heavy that it is easier to describe their weight in terms of a fraction of a ton.

Hey, look at that fat-ass fractioner taking up three seats on the plane.

by SpartanBeard December 5, 2010

Fractal Fail

A fail that causes a fail that causes a fail. A fail within a fail within a fail. In short, a self-similar, self replicating and non-terminating fail.

John and Bob walk out of geometry class.
John (to Bob): ...and it was like FAIL!
random person: (accidentally bumps into John) I'm sorry!
Bob: O.o
John: I...wasnt saying that to you...
random person: ....wait, what?
bob: fail
John: lol, I didnt even notice they bumped into me!
bob: and you said fail at the same time xD
John: and they thought I said fail to them
bob: yeah, and it was like...FAIL
john: lol, yeah, a fail within a fail!
(random person walks off)
Bob: yeah, but Im pretty sure that they didnt hear you say fail...
John: really? another fail...
Bob: fail...
(and so on...)
Another geometry student: it's a fractal fail!

by todellisus April 12, 2011