fructis

1. When things go horribly wrong. Also used to describe electrical or mechanical things that are broken.

2. A shampoo

"My car's engine is fructis, they said it'll cost $2000 to rebuild!"

"..then Jenny's parents showed up and everything went fructis from there."

fructis by phick June 16, 2005

fruitist 

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

fruitist by 3jt October 22, 2011

fructosexual 

A man or woman who is sexually stimulated by or attracted to fruit. This person may or may not actually have sex with the fruit.

When I walked into the kitchen, I found that Mark had his dick in a watermelon - he's such a fructosexual.

fructosexual by FarmerJoe March 2, 2015

high fructose corn syrup 

What you use when you’re out of lube

We were out of lube last night so I used High Fructose Corn Syrup and it felt so good!

high fructose corn syrup by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018

Fructose 

D-Fructose is the sweetest sugar known to exist and fructose is used when you want to describe someone who is absolutely adorable . They’re so sweet it’s actually unbelievable. They’re always one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and a blessing to the universe . Thank your lucky stars if you’ve found a fructose because that is all you need .

This girl is such a fructose .

Fructose by Your favorite fructose December 11, 2021

high fructose corn syrup 

The result of cost-cutting by food companies, soda companies, and fast food joints. This is not real sugar, but actually a sweetener that has been produced from corn.

Real sugar is more expensive than High Fructose Corn Syrup, and so that's why almost all soft drinks contain HFCS instead of real sugar.

And High Fructose Corn Syrup is more unhealthy for you than real sugar, and too much of it is a cause of obesity.

So when you're buying drinks that are supposed to be made out of real fruit juice from the stores, look at the ingredients. If you see High Fructose Corn Syrup, you'd be better off avoiding that product. Same goes for all other food products. You'd be amazed at the number of products with high fructose corn syrup. Look up the ingredients of all the McDonald's food and you'll be shocked by how much of it these people use in their food.

Bill: "Dude, I'm getting addicted to Pepsi. I just love this stuff. I've been drinking it at least once a day."

Suzy: "You're slowly killing yourself, pal. That stuff is just full of High Fructose Corn Syrup. Driking that every day is definitely not a good idea. I had a friend who did that and she got a nasty kidney stone, and was warned she might get diabetes. If you're drinking it every other day or something, and you're doing some exercise, it's not so bad. But every day, plus you always sit on your ass in front of the tube, uhuh, bad idea dude."

Bill: "thanks for the heads-up. I'll try to cut down on the bubbly stuff."

high fructose corn syrup by Adel7 September 8, 2007

Fruitista freeze 

This is when a man or woman takes ice places it in a blender, crushes it up and puts it in their mouth then proceeds to eat out a girl who is on her period.

"Hey I love fruitista freezes don't you!?" " Come on man don't be nasty"

Fruitista freeze by adoggielover12 November 10, 2009