Da Frondle Shant

A Flabby cock that hangs out loosely a little above your asshole... Often described as a DickTail. However, it is usually Negro in color, rough in texture, and a few inches longer than your penis. Unfortunately, The Da Frondle Shant has a respiratory system and needs oxygen at all times... so cut a hole in all your shorts. If not given air, the Da Frondle Shant will continually ejaculate for sometimes up to 3 days. To aquire a Da Frondle Shant, one usually has to somehow eat Racoon shit. The Da Frondle Shant will form overnight.

Shit Henry, Today I woke up with a Da Frondle Shant...everyone on the baseball team is going to laugh at me.

by Javon Dafrondleshants May 11, 2008

on the front foot

1. get aggressive, take on the challenge
2. take the initiative
3. on the attack

1. It's time to get on the front foot in the fight against HIV.
2. Front foot and strong mind essential to winning pitch battle.
Etymology: Cricket -- get on the front foot and attack the bowling. Take on the challenge.

by cricket_linguist January 5, 2008

Front Butt

a Buttlike Projecting roll of fat having the appearence of an ass on someones front

Look at the front but on that beeyoch

by J H January 10, 2003

front butt

An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.

A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."

Luis: Hello Davo, how is your front butt?
Davo: Quite good, thank you.

by HugeBreasticle March 12, 2005

Fronk

A friendly honk because regular honks are just inherently mean.

Bob: Hey, it's Jim!

*Fronk, Fronk*

Jim: Hey Bob!

by Los Fronkador May 9, 2010

frontload

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

by sheila in the car January 28, 2008

frontal atomic wedgie

when the front of your undies are pulled over your head. Hard for this to happen but it does.

I am in 9th grade and my older bro came home. he took me to school and he saw some of his old friends. him and his friends gathered around me and started to give me wedgies. they then stuffed me back into the car and took me home. my mom wasn't home so they called in to say that i was sick. at home they gave me a hanging wedgie, a propeller wedgie, a jock lock wedgie, a shoulder wedgie, a melvin, a mervin, a normal, an atomic, and to top it off they gave me a frontal atomic wedgie!!! damn that hurt and then they started to kick me in the balls! did i mention that my bro is 23 and his friends are 18 and 19. That was the worst time especially the frontal atomic wedgie

by hoaid;falkdsjfpoaeij April 1, 2007