Freshmen

The new kids in high school. These kids often still think school is like middle school, and are the perfect victims for pranks and torment like wedgies, swirlies, purple nurples, wet willies, noogies, and being stuffed into lockers.

I used to torment freshmen at every opportunity I got. From hanging wedgies on the flagpole to stripping them naked and parading them into the crowded hallways, I was always making sure freshmen were thoroughly humiliated throughout the school years.

by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014

Freshmen Spread

The ten to twenty pound College freshmen gain.

Jimmy gained 40 pounds since he's been at Yale. That's alot more than the freshmen spread.

by Hallie Beth August 17, 2008

Freshman Slayer

An upper classman who takes the liberty of manipulating as many freshman as they can to become widely known on Facebook.

"Damn, heard he's a freshman slayer......" "Like his Facebook status bro."

by batking27 May 24, 2012

The Freshmaker

A sexual act where one person shoves Mentos up another person's ass, and then proceeds to give them a rimjob.

"She's so kinky. Last night she totally gave me The Freshmaker!"

by EnolaEnoon September 8, 2015

Freshmen

Freshmen are snot nosed butt holes who think they're the shit when about 50% them actually smell like shit. Freshmen goof around too much that's why most of them can even handle a 1 page essay. Then they start crying about it like little piggies. When a Freshman tries to be tough all you got to do is dip them in a toilet with a bowl full of pesticides yea!!! that will do it. haha

Freshmen: Hey did you watch the teletubies last night.
Prince Sade: No unfortunately I don't do cuddle hugs.
Freshman: Aww you need one hehe
Prince Sade: Aww you wanna die
Freshman: you meanie!!!!
Prince Sade: yea that's right go drown yourself in a bowl of pesticides and sing the song Teletubies, Teletubies say HELL NO!! UH-OHHHHH.

by Prince Sade June 19, 2009

freshmore

one who is too cool to ever withold the name freshman; never considered to be in 9th grade

dale was never a freshmore

by lauren snyder October 12, 2006

freshmeat

a newbie freshman who has no friends in higher ranks and is free for all to call his or her bitch. They have no opinion and do not really matter.

*first day of school*

Renee- *scoffs* Gods look at all the stupid freshmen. *snaps her fingers* FRESHMEAT Get me a soda now!

Freshmeat- but...I don't have any mon..

Renee- *slaps* Did I ask your opinion? No! Now get me my fucking soda

Freshmeat- yes ma'am

by Renai August 28, 2007