Flossing

When a man is wearing pants that are too tight for him, and he positions the seam of his pants in the middle of his junk, or in between his testicles. The effect this has is that the balls look like two teeth with a string of floss in between them.

The opposite of lumping.

From the verb "to floss".

I hate it when all of my pants are dirty and I end up flossing with an old small pair of jeans.

by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008

floating bounce-walk

the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"

not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...

-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!

wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!

her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!

she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!

by michael foolsley June 29, 2011

floating voter

A person who bases their vote in a general election on which political party will give the largest handouts in welfare, the worst offenders being single Mothers.

Single Mothers hey! that Sharon's a proper Floating Voter, not only is she a slag, she's a fucking scrounging cunt as well. Lazy twat!!

by DefinitionJedi December 20, 2016

Flapping Borker

Very loose, large vagina with flappy labia that makes questionable sounds during intercourse.

It's 5 am. She's the only one left in the club. You're desperate so you decide to bite the bullet. When you get home and get frisky, you fell an entire pastrami sandwich down there. Yup, she's got one of them flapping borkers.

by elktw January 19, 2019

Flossing

A gay dance

That nerd is flossing

by Masonsmith269s duo partner February 12, 2019

Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.

I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.

by MyNameIsJohan August 14, 2010

floating a 40

placing a 40 oz container of malt liquor in the toilet tank to hide it & keep it cold

Johnny told Freddie he's floating a 40, Freddies supervisor had no idea what he was talking about & dismissed the term, afterwhich Freddie & Johnny went & sucked back a cold one with no one being the wiser!

by G in da haus September 21, 2009