by TrafficKing May 13, 2014
by GPSK December 23, 2009
John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”
by Zroxev August 21, 2020
Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.
by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023
My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
We all know one guy that is sick flexing w his pc and set up. He is most probably Filip or Max. Besides they flex they are crying everyday and thinking to kill their selves.
Filip: eyo look at my pc just got new motherboard.
Everyone: just shut the fuck up when will u stop pc flex on us!
Everyone: just shut the fuck up when will u stop pc flex on us!
by BabaroG January 25, 2021
The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
by Fcking_Chuck May 21, 2022