by Thanksforallthefishidiot August 9, 2016
Get the Chunder Flex mug.Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"
Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"
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Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"
Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."
by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017
Get the False Flexing mug.- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.
- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
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- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020
Get the Instagram flexing mug.hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing
by countinbis March 15, 2020
Get the flexing and flashing mug.John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”
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by Zroxev August 20, 2020
Get the time flex mug.When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.
Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.
by hilarioyo September 28, 2013
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