Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.

Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.

by jbszee March 14, 2009

font fever

In instant messaging, when one copies and pastes into an IM and for the rest of the conversation (or until he or she closes the IM window), his or her typing is stuck in the font and/or color of the pasted selection. Often abbreviated as "ff."

(In this example, CAPS lock denotes a different font)

Laura821: Hahaha look! JONAS BROTHERS' MOM SAYS 'THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE DESIRES.'

Laura821: MAYBE THOSE FIVE YEAR OLDS WILL GET TO BANG THEM AFTER ALL

Laura821: AW MAN, FF. I'VE CAUGHT THE JOBROS' FONT FEVER.

by feveredtypist June 15, 2009

Office Fever

Feeling crazy at work inside an office.

The accountant experienced office fever when the photocopy machine malfunctioned; he initiated a heated argument with it.

by strawberryx May 18, 2011

White Coat Fever

1)Fear of going to the doctor or dentist.
2)High blood pressure due to anxiety about surgery or dental work.

The dentist couldn't pull my wisdom teeth today because my blood pressure was too high. Could be due to White Coat Fever.
I can't make my appointment today because I have White Coat Fever. I'll have to reschedule.

by Beewea October 16, 2010

spring fever

Also a subtle, non-offensive way of suggesting that someone is horny. See also: beaver fever.

Jeez Bob, quit staring at those girls. You must have a pretty bad case of spring fever.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

cabin fever

According the movie, "The Shining",
Stuart Ullman calls cabin fever "a kind of claustrophobic reaction which can occur when people are shut in together over long periods of time."

But at some point during the winter, he must have suffered some kind of a complete mental breakdown. He ran amuck, and uh, killed his family with an axe. Stacked 'em neatly in one of the rooms of the West Wing, and uh, then he, uh, he put, uh, both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth. Police, uh, they thought that was what the old-timers used to call cabin fever.

by Diva Pup January 20, 2006

maple fever

attraction to Canadian girls

"Do you have maple fever?"

by loldudemanbrodki November 7, 2015