wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

ferrari

An italian word, which means, roughly translated into english: "needs a little extra oomph with the ladies". Although a small minority of ferrari drivers actually do what these cars are meant to do (race 'em), most are goofy playboys who thank god that most modern ferraris are offered with "sport automatic" transmission options, because they don't know how to drive stick anyway. These knuckleheads can also often be found bragging about the stats of the cars found on paper, even though they never had the gonads to actually verify those stats themselves. Those who want to go balls-to-the-wall fast AND are confident in thier sexuality skip right over ferraris and lambos and go straight to thier local lotus dealer, or, for those with HUGE bollacks, purchase an ariel atom. They then proceed to pocket the extra 200k they would have dropped on a ferrari and laugh at cock-boy with his automatic modena.

a ferrari will get swallowed whole by an ariel atom. its just a shame that the ferrari fanboy will be left in the dust, and the atom driver will recieve mad women who are impressed with his insane fortitude and driving skill.

by Mac Sauce October 28, 2006

Ferret

Usually thought of as an animal, Ferret is usually quiet but lurks in the shadows. Ready to ban at any moment. A really nice guy and not an e-dater.

Even Ferret agrees to Free Wilbur’s Main.

by Lakey3 July 26, 2018

Natalie Ferraro

that crazy stoner chick we all know and love

Jason: Did you see how high Natalie Ferraro got at that party last night?
Nick: Yeah, dude, what else is new?
Jason: Damn, that girl can smoke.

by the "i don't give a fuck" girl July 21, 2012

Poo-Dull Ferrari

A person who is usually an upper-middle class white male, is extremely racist towards black people, and stereotypes all other ethnicities. Also, this person sometimes may have a "secret" group of friends as opposed to his "main" group of friends. In addition, this person lives by a phrase that goes like this " You see __YOUR NAME__, there are smart people and there are stupid people." Furthermore, this people is usually involved with government or high positions of authority inducted by treason or bribery.

YOU: "Yo man, wanna hang out today at like 6pm and get dinner?"

Friend: " Ah no man I can't, I have some people to chill with."

You: " Wow dude, you totally sound like a Poo-Dull Ferrari."

Friend: " Ah my bad dude. I'll be over."

by MegZShangHai69 February 23, 2010

purple headed womb ferret

male genetalia

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

by Joe April 14, 2004

ferral

An individual who usually lives in a housing trust neighbourhood (see ghetto) who loves wearing flannel shirts, tight faded jeans, tracksuits (usually FUBU, EMINEM, etc branded). Usually has a pack of smokes stucked under the shoudler of their knitted jumper/wifebeater, and one behind the ear for 'ron. Commonly spotted at shopping malls and fast food outlets and especially Centrelink (see social security) which is their sole source of income with the exception of drug dealing/manufacture/growing/selling stolen goods.

Known to swear a lot and are frequently found not wearing shoes, much like their offspring who are usually dirty looking with snot running from their noses.

"What the fuck are you looking at cunt?" said the feral female with no shoes with a major muffin top over her 4 sizes too small mini skirt and no bra.

"Nothing" replied the man walking by and minding his business.

"Well do ya wanna root? If I have another kid I can start me own footy team and Centrelink will fund it!" Asks the feral skank who can be smelled from 20 metres away.

"No thanks. I'd rather have sex with a garden mulcher. It's much safer than your diseased, stinky pussy" Replies the man about to be robbed by the group of male ferrals waiting for him around the corner.

by pezman June 1, 2007