Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your partner from reaching your genitals.

"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "

by BellBoy August 20, 2014

Fetus Knees

When someone (usually of the tall variety) stands up straight and their knees look like a fetus face. Also knows as 'Old Man Face Knees'.

Me: Hey Stratho, look at the tall chick. She has fetus knees. Weird.

Stratho: I like it.

by Mungo260 January 8, 2016

fetus juicing

When you slurp up a fetus' stem cells in order to aquire super human like strength similar to the hulk.

He looks strong AF! Has he been fetus juicing?

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

fetusing

When two people wrap themselves in a blanket to pretend they are twins in a womb. Often done as a street performance by homeless derelicts.

"OMG Tiffany, Where is Michelle?"

"She's in the back room fetusing with Bobby, what a slut!"

by meow13242 September 25, 2016

fetuscarpet

When you shove a mid carriage up her pussy. Also woks with live kittens

I did a fetuscarpet on my girlfriend after the baby died

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017

Feetseeying

Moving your feetsies around

Emily was feetseeying on our call and it made me laugh.

by Zack-in-the-box July 7, 2018

fetus-daddy

It's your baby-daddy, but it's not a proper baby yet. It's a cluster of cells that may or may not have fingernails yet.

My fetus-daddy is coming with me....to get an abobo. But then he's taking me to Red Lobster.

by Iregretitalreadybutit'sdone January 6, 2019