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Your friend is dyslexic they were probably trying to write "facts"
"Yeah facst mate"|
"what?"
"I'm dyslexic"
by Cigarettes_ October 6, 2021
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Fact

I do. You can’t argue anymore it’s on urban dictionary. It’s a fact
by Mousiemouse22 January 13, 2022
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Fact-Checker(s)

According to testimony given by social media companies, such as Twitter and Facebook; fact-checker(s) or derivatives thereof, is a code/slang/urbanized term meaning "one of our employees personal opinion".
Fact-Check = Opinion
1: Fact-checker(s) determined that the rumor of the Vatican moon landing of 1964 is True.
2: Fact-checker(s) determined that the rumor of the assassination of JFK is False.
by The Prince Orono December 17, 2021
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Factchecker

Someone who searches their own opinion in an attempt to disclaim your statement with which they disagree.
i was put in Facebook jail by a cubicle factchecker despite the post being opinion.
by @Skillet0707 December 24, 2022
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factarian

A truth warrior who never takes information at face value and always fact-checks before sharing.
Even in the face of a barrage of viral memes and sensational headlines, Jane refused to share anything until she'd thoroughly fact-checked it herself, proving once again that she was a true factarian and a warrior for truth.
by sergeantwonder April 16, 2023
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Nichilo Fact

A statement presented as unquestionably true without any foundation or merit, and no way to be immediately proven or disproven. Nichilo facts are strong, but one must know how to harness the powers correctly.
Someone says “Hey, why did they rename The Cafe?"
The Nechileer says “Because The Cafe's founder was discovered to have been a child rapist.”
Someone says “No he wasn't are you retarded?!”
The Nechileer says “Yes he was, you can ask any teacher.”(knowing you will not ask any teacher)
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The Nechileer says "All the prestigious institutions have decided that the world is at least 100000000 years old."(One would make this point if that individual was trying to argue that the world was indeed that many years old)
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The Nechileer says "They were talking about death on the news last night."
Someone says "What channel?"
The Nechileer says "Fox."
Someone says "I was watching Fox nothing happened."
The Nechileer says "ACTUALLY they were talking about death on Fox, ask ANYONE."
*Someone else is asked who watched Fox last night and confirms that Fox was not addressing death*
Someone says "FAIIIILLLLL"
The Nechileer *punches* Someone in the face.

Nichilo facts can be very powerful, just be sure to convince everyone of your lie.
by JamesMadison January 7, 2008
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tobyjug fact

A fact which is in reality a steaming pile of bollocks.
A classic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a "boat happy" person having hysterics on board...If someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court
by snotter23 February 20, 2014
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