Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

enviro-sponsible

To be concious of our planet's well-being. Taking responsibility for maintaining the Earth's natural resources.

"Look at Jake cleaning up all that litter. He's so enviro-sponsible."

"The All-New Toyota Prius Hybrid, efficient transportation for the enviro-sponsible driver."

"If only George Bush could be more enviro-sponsible!"

by wordcraft September 18, 2006

Universal Environment

The environment of the universe, of course.

''Alien ships run on electricity because they care about the Universal Environment''

by HappyIndepenceDayIndia August 19, 2011

envircy

an exposed b* on roblox

omg look is that envircy?

by mommysorrymommymommysorry December 24, 2021

envibromentalists

Lap Strapped, poodle headed,tree hugging ,commie , pinko, liberal broads and a couple of hag fags who claim to be champions of the environment but actually are intent on promoting a left wing agenda. All members sport facial hair some of which originated on a fellow envibromental crotch.Each and every one enjoys dildos and vibrators 'cuz they spend too much time on the internet to perform with their real partners.

A-bob and the trailsters are real envibromentalists.They jerk off all the time on the Barnegat Branch.

by nkotb July 4, 2009

Enfield Nova Scotia

A small village in Nova Scotia. The home of rapper Classified

Pretty cool place.

Whoo-hoo!! Go Enfield! Nova Scotia rules!!
Classified kicks Ememiems ass any day!

Dude: He's from Enfield Nova Scotia?
Bro:Yaa.
Dude: Sweeeet!!

by CoUrTnEy :) November 27, 2007

environmental records

Gigantic fuckin' mountains. A skiing term, generally used after the verb "to shred."

While Jim is stuck looking at wedding cakes, others will be hard at work shredding environmental records.

by SamDE December 13, 2008