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emotional chiropractor

A professional who specializes in a system of therapy that involves treating the patient, often suffering from a personality disorder, with a dose of common-sensical advice aimed at adjusting said character flaws. This is usually done by questioning their motivations and career/financial goals while refraining from practicing negative reinforcement or punishment. Most patients resist and therefore continue down their current destructive path. Coined by Superfan Giovanni Giorgio on the Adam Carolla Show(1/17/13).
Adam Carolla: Hey Tara, when you screen the calls for tonight's Loveline, can you limit the suicide ones, please?

(Tara laughs while watching "The Simpsons" on TV)

Adam Carolla: HEY!! Let's focus. You've got a job to do. Now I was saying I'd like less-

Tara: You're not my boss!!

Adam Carolla: Whoa, someone's in desperate need of an emotional chiropractor.
by griffin_t_a January 24, 2013
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Emotional

To evoke an extreme 'emotion'.
Tends to lean towards positive emotions but can refer to negative emotions as well. In slang terms however it only refers to abstract objects or experiences that the common use of emotional would never be used to define.

Reached it's peak in London vernacular around 2015.
'That jacket is emotional' - Correct
'That sandwich was emotional' - Correct
by DJDS December 14, 2018
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Emotional Cuck

When you're beyond friend zone with a woman you'd like to sleep with. Women tell you all details of their life including their sexual experiences and it puts you in an intense sense of depression.
Brad has been an emotional cuck to all of his female friends for weeks now.
by Slayergoober0 March 3, 2019
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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

What someone says when they don't get to eat ice cream sandwich
by me.me("me") June 1, 2022
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serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.
Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
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emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.
John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.
by daniel October 3, 2004
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Emotional slut

An emotional slut is someone who has feelings for more than one person at the same time. Like a regular slut sleeps with several people at once, an emotional slut may be in love with several people at once.
Amy: Christine is such an emotional slut.
Jenny: Umm, why do you say that?
Amy; Well she actually told me that she's in love with Josh...And Kyle. At the same time.
by Joelline December 30, 2008
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