A professional who specializes in a system of therapy that involves treating the patient, often suffering from a personality disorder, with a dose of common-sensical advice aimed at adjusting said character flaws. This is usually done by questioning their motivations and career/financial goals while refraining from practicing negative reinforcement or punishment. Most patients resist and therefore continue down their current destructive path. Coined by Superfan Giovanni Giorgio on the Adam Carolla Show(1/17/13).
Adam Carolla: Hey Tara, when you screen the calls for tonight's Loveline, can you limit the suicide ones, please?
(Tara laughs while watching "The Simpsons" on TV)
Adam Carolla: HEY!! Let's focus. You've got a job to do. Now I was saying I'd like less-
Tara: You're not my boss!!
Adam Carolla: Whoa, someone's in desperate need of an emotional chiropractor.
(Tara laughs while watching "The Simpsons" on TV)
Adam Carolla: HEY!! Let's focus. You've got a job to do. Now I was saying I'd like less-
Tara: You're not my boss!!
Adam Carolla: Whoa, someone's in desperate need of an emotional chiropractor.
by griffin_t_a January 24, 2013
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Tends to lean towards positive emotions but can refer to negative emotions as well. In slang terms however it only refers to abstract objects or experiences that the common use of emotional would never be used to define.
Reached it's peak in London vernacular around 2015.
Tends to lean towards positive emotions but can refer to negative emotions as well. In slang terms however it only refers to abstract objects or experiences that the common use of emotional would never be used to define.
Reached it's peak in London vernacular around 2015.
by DJDS December 14, 2018
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John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"
Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"
Then John cries.
Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"
Then John cries.
by daniel October 3, 2004
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Amy: Christine is such an emotional slut.
Jenny: Umm, why do you say that?
Amy; Well she actually told me that she's in love with Josh...And Kyle. At the same time.
Jenny: Umm, why do you say that?
Amy; Well she actually told me that she's in love with Josh...And Kyle. At the same time.
by Joelline December 30, 2008
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