Elfs

A people Chinese kids don’t believe in because they make the toys

Wing Chong wong ping stoy piko shing Elfs

by Mr1sioa August 12, 2021

Elf

Elderly little fuck

Person A : Man my grandma is soo annoying

Person B : Yea she's a elf !

by Edo.MXS October 20, 2021

chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.

Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.

by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024

Elf-esteem

Feeling under appreciated most of the time; being a three-foot-tall adult who makes toys for one day of the year. When someone says you have elf-esteem (unless you're already short) it's usually an insult, or they are calling you glum.

Katy looks like she woke up with elf-esteem. Look at her watching TV and taking apart her cell-phone.

by Elfish Elsie! November 1, 2012

Cuck Elf

An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.

“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.

by Father McKinley March 26, 2024

Elf

someone who lives in Estonia or is ethnically Estonian

person 1: that guy over there is super short and has pointy ears. he looks like an elf
person 2: that's because he's estonian

by Denmark denier August 7, 2023

ELF

ELF or elf - short form/acronym used in text and social media posts to stand in for “ever-living fuck”, an amplification of the more common “af” and “wtf” acronyms. The “af” form can be altered thusly: aelf. The “wtf” like so: wtelf.

What the elf is this??? Why in the elf are there so many definitions for Santorum? That is confusing aelf.

by SpaceProphet January 1, 2018