Thunder Douche

a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.

A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.

by Pipistrello January 17, 2009

Ranger Douche

In essence, a baby wipe bath. Named after the style in which soldiers (more specifically, US Army Rangers) perform personal hygiene while deployed or in the field, or any other time a bath/shower is not available.

I didn't have time to shower before my date, but I did Ranger Douche.

by MrT64 January 21, 2011

Douche Lights

Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road

I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.

by Buck Naked 212 September 9, 2009

Douche gooder

An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do

Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder

by RenoLuke December 14, 2012

douche station

a place where a woman (who is being a cunt) goes to clean out her vagina

"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"

by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009

Barba-Douche

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.

Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.

by Denied28 December 7, 2018

douche nerd

A geeky/nerdy person who is overly confident about their intelligence and will treat others as a lower form of life. These people are quite arrogant (full of themselves) about how smart they are and will constantly remind you and/or correct you when your wrong.

Guy1: Stay away from my stuff, you Ivy League know not!
Guy2: Wow, that guy is such a douche nerd!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011