doof

doof is bumcrap

It smells like doof in here.

You look like absolute doof.

by rheb October 24, 2009

Doofered

A term used to described the action of *some* forum moderators, that edit other peoples posts to, for example remove bad language or other obsenities.

IMHO this thread is complete and utter bollocks, anybody with half a fucking brain could see that.

After been Doofered

IMHO this thread is complete and utter (Doofered), anybody with half a (Doofered) brain could see that.

by TripleZ January 10, 2010

Doof

Name of love given to a boy when he willingly screws up repeatedly, to signify that he is being stubborn but his father still loves him.

"Hey Doof, how about next time we don't take our $75 Buzz Lightyear in the bath tub?"

by Wordyman February 6, 2010

Doof

another word to use as an explicit word. substitutes for the f word.

"i wanna doof you" " your sister is so doofing hot"

Jeremy: what was for hw?
Jaime: the project thats like super important.
Jeremy: DOOF!

by riot shield smash November 23, 2009

Dooflirt

an individual who doesn't even realize they are flirting and doesn't recognize that they may come across like their teasing. silly creatures who just speak what is on their mind but only with the one they love. these creatures have also been called as unknowingly engage in flirticence (flirting innocently without recognising).

girl did you just say that! you really are such a dooflirt

oh gosh there's a little bit of flirticence going on there

im hopeless, im such a dooflirt!:)

by closetdooflirter June 29, 2010

Doof

Penis flatulence. Like a "queef", air enters the shaft of the penis and is trapped until being forced out causing a pocket of air to be released.

I doofed in my girl friends mouth when she was giving me head.

by Axderka December 4, 2010

dooflachee

After sneezing, it is the particle of slimy snot that is dangling from your nostril.

*sneeze*

Bless you! Um, dude, you have a dooflachee--get a tissue!

by Manic Monkey December 27, 2010