A person who does not like a movie that the person in question loves. ESPECIALLY, Pirates of the Carribean 3.
"OMG, you're such a doork-knob. You dont like POTC3!!!"
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"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"
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"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"
by OMGAM January 8, 2009
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*sound of awkward foot-stomp*
By-stander: "Dude, you totally dierksen'd off of the last stair."
You: "No I didn't..."
By-Stander: "Yes you did."
By-stander: "Dude, you totally dierksen'd off of the last stair."
You: "No I didn't..."
By-Stander: "Yes you did."
by Jenn-ay August 11, 2008
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A person exhibiting an odd collection of conflicting personality traits, hobbies, talents, or interests. This is a word picture originating from the words "Dorky" and "Platypus".
My husband loves football, is a talented fine-painting artist, is Metallica's biggest fan and is a devote Christian: He truely is the poster Dorkapus.
by Squirrel Girl 420 October 10, 2009
Get the dorkapus mug.In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.
Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."
Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"
Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"
Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"
Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"
by Cataholic April 18, 2013
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by Haywood Jablowme III June 25, 2016
Get the town doorknob mug.An alternative modern name for the douche tag a male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that dork tuft."
by Phineas T July 5, 2009
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