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Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?
by Snead Mcruther January 20, 2008
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Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.
Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.
by Rich August 27, 2003
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bag of dicks

N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition
person A: Did you get married yet?

person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.

person A: That's a bag of dicks.
by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009
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shitting dicks

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.
by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010
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Dicks

It can be used as a greeting or a response. It can even be used to make fun of people. But it is important to use it loud, often and for no apparent reason.
Example 1:

Danny: Hey do you have any spare change that I can borrow?
Me: DICKS!

Example 2:

Philip: Hey man, haven't seen you in ages, how have you been?
Me: DICKS!

Example 3:
Dustin: I took a shit on my wallet in the toilet today, I'm so angry!
Me: DICKS!
by DAVID DUONG June 11, 2011
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Dicks on toast

Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.
Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?

Mum: Dicks on toast.
by Chumplett May 26, 2009
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“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminologyErections and airplanes “
by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018
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