So dial up.

Dated. So last millennium. A reference directed at those old enough to remember having to access information on the internet with a dial up modem.

Hey Dad, stop typing the acronym LOL, it's so dial up.

by Auntie Madz November 20, 2011

Dick dial

When one is wearing a wet bathing suit and your phone is laying on your lap and your penis suddenly gets the urge to dial your buddy Kyle.

“Hey, my bad bro. That was a dick dial.”

“It’s all good man. It happens to me all the time.”

by Sandman1996 July 23, 2022

Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)

I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.

by darkdial January 6, 2017

dial the doctor

A term for female masturbation

“I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor”

by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022

Dial pussy

When her pussy smells like the hand soap (commonly dial brand) in your bathroom and you know she used it to “freshen up”.

Something else was very fishy when I smelled that dial pussy.

by Forklift Certified December 25, 2020

Dialed

To be absolutely ready. If you are dialed you are ready for anything and completely locked in.

Dude, did you see John drop 50 points last night? He was fucking dialed.

by Jerald Richards November 5, 2021

Dialing the gate

To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.

I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.

by dioxholster January 22, 2011