fuck ditch 

noun: A term for the female genitalia; synonymous with furry taco, bearded clam, and swollen axe wound.

"Shit man, I got too wasted last night and fed it to Lynne Montgomery's nasty fuck ditch."

fuck ditch by Getou Tathere February 17, 2005

one for the ditch 

that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar

Your friends or even foe may be leaving the party and you ask them "How about one for the ditch".

one for the ditch by hardknees June 2, 2009

Itch in the Ditch 

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity

Itch in the Ditch

Itch in the Ditch by sekajakes July 6, 2010

insta-ditch 

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

insta-ditch by jak attack January 14, 2008

phone ditch 

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

phone ditch by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010

uber ditch 

When u call an Uber for someone & the Female gets you to pay for it and stays she’s on the way and changes the destination u been Uber Ditched

Uber Ditch u call a cab their on their way and they change destination & close their phone

uber ditch by Ditchdabitch June 15, 2019

Ding-Dong-Ditch 

Ding-Dong-Ditch is a fun activity done commonly in suburban areas. It consists of ringing a doorbell (or knocking if they don't have a doorbell installed) then running away to hide from the owner of the house, usually in a bush or behind a tree. You can flee down the whole street if you want. But be careful, since they might call the police. It is funny as hell when you see their reaction, so using a ghillie suit is good for hiding. As seen on YouTube.

The name was originated from the actions done.

· "Ding-Dong" which obviously refers to the sound of the doorbell.

· "Ditch" which means to run away from a situation that you do not want to be invovled in

Put that together, and it is Ding-Dong-Ditch!

Yo, lets Ding-Dong-Ditch that creepy old man that lives down the street!

Ding-Dong-Ditch by Nishokiizz September 17, 2016