drunk wound

A drunk wound is a wound that you find after a crazy day/night of drinking and you either don't remember how you could possibly have inflicted it upon yourself or don't remember yet. Drunk wounds are commonly very strange in size and orientation.

The next morning after a day of drinking I found a drunk wound on my pinky toe. There were two similar marks on either side of the top of my toe that were about half the diameter of a pencil.

by Cameron Palmer March 31, 2005

drunkbooking

when you attempt to randomly facebook your friends while being completely intoxicated

i got caught drunkbooking about 5 people last night at the bar

by casey jessica smith December 20, 2008

Drunk Skank

A woman who usually sober is nice and polite, but once she becomes drunk she's making out with everyone (including girls) and blows a guy but can't finish because she passes out

Nathan likes him some drunk skanks

by jrf3p July 28, 2009

Drunk Driver

The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.

Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!

by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011

drunk chivalry

A term coined by a man named Robert in May of 2015, Drunk Chivalry is the willpower to not make of move on a girl while you are both inebriated. Only a few people can achieve such a state

Guy 1: you could have banged her, you were both so shitfaced.
Guy 2: must have been drunk chivalry

chivalry drunk

by truththebitch October 20, 2015

drunk fuck

A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.

Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.

by Scott May 17, 2004

drunk-tard

Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.

Bob is being such a drunktard! He has had way too much to drink!He's started three different fights tonight. One of them was with a mailbox! I wish someone would drive his drunk-tarded ass home.

by J. Keenan December 16, 2008