Derpa

The word has no meaning known to man on this planet.
However, On the planet "Zilpgoun" it is commonly known
as the act of softening a friends finger or toe nails by sucking on them and then chewing or bitting them off.

I am so fat that I had to pay for derpa cuz I cannot reach my toes.

by Adam210001 October 20, 2010

Derp

When you don't know what you're doing, or will do.

GF: What are you doing?
BF: *at home, doing nothing*:Derping it
Gf: Ok, well let me know when you're finished cleaning.
BF*thinking*: Dumb Bitch...She's gonna clean it.

by gigamar March 5, 2012

Derp Sack

A pokemon loving dumb nut who stays up all night watching a dude hide in some rock with a radioactive Twinkie or watching a cow pee

That kid is a derp sack, he stole my radioactive Twinkie

by Derpsacker January 8, 2011

Derp

A Random Word thats Gone Around The Internet

DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP!

by supe2313 September 25, 2009

A Derp

A person who can be so incredibly annoying and doesn't quite understand. Not always annoying, but just one of those "captain obvious" people.

ALI IS SUCH A DERP!

by Amandawithamessageforali December 16, 2011

Derpacate

Same definition as deprecate, except that it relates to a very specific instance of describing bad code that is no longer to be used.

Dude, we had to derpacate his feed processing code b/c it was so bad.

by bigtruck May 11, 2011

Chronic Derp Syndrome

W
hen you derp repeatitively with increasing severity, you are diagnosed with Chronic Derp Syndrome

DOOD that grape has chronic derp syndrome. he just keeps taking lessons from Towely

by da skittles master November 4, 2011