schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing

"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"

by kbone July 31, 2013

fez dangler

a gay male stripper with a pink thong and pink fuzzy dice tied to his penis

"I love this bar! The only one with a fez dangler!"

by arshleigh February 24, 2014

Band-dangler

When someone gives you a shred of hope when in actuality there is none i.e. when the band-aid is dangling on the last, most painful hair and needs to be ripped off. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

She's band-dangling the shit out of me. I wish the band-dangler would just rip it off and get it over with.

by NAGEM1234 February 18, 2015

Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Doodle dangler

The term for someone who lost their virginity to a prostitute

Dude James is a doodle dangler !
No way !

by Lukasio March 3, 2017

No Dangles

The explicit statement of disgust after someone leaves you dangling

Grayson shouted “No Dangles” after Josh’s poor shot left much to be desired

by Lomeana May 29, 2018

angle dangled

When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.

It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.

- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.

- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.

by Stivchik June 21, 2019