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Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.
Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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Cuntatollah

A female state leader of the Iranian Islamic Republic wreaking havock through terror and repressive religious laws via weekly day-long rants at the Mosque.
The Cuntatollah succeeded the Ayatollah and ordered all men to wear her signature designed body length black robes with only their eyes and penises exposed. She called this the Hand-job Him-jab.
by Velvet Tongue February 28, 2026
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Contact Cry

My kid got a contact cry after yours started crying.
by Lasagna918 March 22, 2026
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Cuntaceous

Cuntaceous (adj.)
Pronounced: kh-un-TAE-shus

A maximalist compliment. A high-femme adjective used to describe something that is not only elegant, luxurious, and drop-dead fabulous—but also drenched in style, power, and undeniable opulence. Think of it as the upscale cousin of “cunty,” evolved from the root word cunt but less vulgar, more venerated.

It’s not just cute, it’s cuntaceous.
It’s not just expensive, it’s cuntaceous.
It’s not just giving...it’s serving filet mignon on Versace China in a penthouse suite while whispering “you could never.”

Origin:
Derived from “slutaceous” (used by Mo’Nique on Charm School) and reworked through Black queer femme vernacular to amplify excellence with a glam twist.
Examples:

“That phthalo green couch is cuntaceous on this new hardwood floor sister!!!!”

Renaissance is Beyoncé’s most cuntaceous album to date.”

“This house got marble counters, gold fixtures, and a chandelier bigger than my car. This shit is cuntaceous!”
by Verielle June 26, 2025
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Limbo Contact

Somebody on your contact list (either instant messenger, email, or phone) who you no longer communicate with but have no real reason to remove them. Because of this they end up staying on your contact list for far too long.
Damn.. I've got 500 people on MSN, most of those are limbo contacts!
by Tom1200 March 15, 2009
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stalk-contact

The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.
"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"

"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
by it's time December 1, 2009
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taking contact

How a Marine or soldier verbally communicates getting shot at. Generally in a firefight, generally with a description of the incident.
Keep your head down bro, we've been taking contact from that mosque for the last 2 hours.

The last time we took contact was when we rolled by that hadji market last tuesday
by TOW Gunner August 2, 2012
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