cutting cucumbers

1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad

1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers

by Starik Hotabich May 24, 2006

Cuck

To pleasure and enjoy yourself while watching your girlfriend is getting fucked by other men.

"Spencer is a cuck"

by Colvin Da Beast July 19, 2017

Cuckold Dick

1. The very small useless cock of a cuckold and in most cases is kept in a chastity cage. Its existence is merely to allow the cuckold to urinate and also as a symbol of his humiliation for having an inadequate cock.
2. Dick that is kept in a chastity cage so the male is unable to cheat or masterbate.

Chad Sales puts his cuckold dick in a cage so his wife can fuck other men in front oh him.

Lil Sean got a cuckold dick because he got caught cheating on baby D and now she threw away the key so hes stuck wearing it. ROFL

by Last_EVer_FirstName_Greatest June 28, 2010

Cucunta

When a man and woman have sex with the woman on top, one up-down cycle (bounce) is known as a cucunta. Often written as a sound effect. See also cuntaval.

"With rapid cucuntas she rode my cock."

"Cucunta, cucunta, cucunta - SQUIRT!"

by Adam Smith (Arf 34) December 24, 2004

cucumber calm

the silence a girl lays in while vegetable deep inside herself with someone home.

Anne Frank had to rely on her cucumber calm while hiding up there in that attic.

by ticklepanties August 20, 2014

Cuck eli

A cuck with a land whale for a girlfriend that offers relationship advice to single men who do not want to date.

Typically loves raising another guy's kid.
Has a fursona of a Rooster.

Tom: Dude this guy keeps giving dumb relationship advice knowing I do not want to date.
Tim: What a cuck Eli.

Tom: Also he has a land whale for a girlfriend and says it is bad to fat-shame women.
Tim: LOL he is a major cuck Eli xD

by No Scope 360 May 7, 2018

Cuck for Capitalism

Someone who is a working class citizen but still votes for politicians that support right wing economic policies. these policies go directly against the working class citizens best interests.

Spencer voted no on forming a union because he is a Cuck for Capitalism and said his union dues are money that could buy a PS5.

by CommiePussySlayer42069 June 2, 2021