Crypti is a 50-year-old man's username, acting as a quirky e-girl on discord.
You will mostly likely, fall for this and you'll be heart broken, or disgusted
or your the smart one and will be smart and not fall for Crypti
You will mostly likely, fall for this and you'll be heart broken, or disgusted
or your the smart one and will be smart and not fall for Crypti
person 1: Yo! There's this girl on discord, and we're going on a date tonight!
person 2: What's their user?
person 1: Crypti!
person 2: *sighing, putting both hands on person one*
person 1: *tilting his head frowning* dude-
person 2: They're probably a middle-aged man dude, I wouldn't go
person 1: *tears start to prick his eyes,* n-no, it can't- it can't be! She said- She said she was a girl!
person 2: it's okay, it's okay, it's alright, *hugging person 1*
person 1: *sobbing*
person 2: it's alright...
person 2: What's their user?
person 1: Crypti!
person 2: *sighing, putting both hands on person one*
person 1: *tilting his head frowning* dude-
person 2: They're probably a middle-aged man dude, I wouldn't go
person 1: *tears start to prick his eyes,* n-no, it can't- it can't be! She said- She said she was a girl!
person 2: it's okay, it's okay, it's alright, *hugging person 1*
person 1: *sobbing*
person 2: it's alright...
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The research or study of lost and/or hidden things from history. Archaeology, anthropology and even paleontology are considered part of cryptoantiquarianology.
I am writing my thesis on the tomb of Seti in hopes of finalizing my doctorate of cryptoantiquarianology.
by KingOfCrows August 9, 2020
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Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)
Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!
Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…
cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.
cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)
Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!
Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…
cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.
cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
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