Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Suffer Croakage

To die

If you drink poison, you can expect to suffer croakage

by Asadefa May 21, 2021

Bone creaker

Bone creaker- A woman, or man, who is so skinny such that when you stick your Dick in them flaccid and listen while it gets hard, you can hear their bones creak.

Last night I fucked a bone creaker. I stuck my dock in limp and could hear the bones creak as it got hard.

by dhosebag January 12, 2023

Bug crooked

a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug

random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up

by goofydays4ohio January 13, 2023

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

by knoophouse January 4, 2008

Croaket Wemyss

a girl, possibly asain that radiates awesomeness throughout the universe. Also loves Bridget.

Wow, that girl is super cool, she must be Croaket Wemyss !

by Shorley Holmes January 5, 2009

crocket cone

and ice cream cone where the cone is filled with ice cream then leveled off even with the edge of the cone.

I dont want too much ice cream. Just make me a Crocket cone.

by chrs885 August 3, 2003