Nipple cripple

The act of twisting or pinching a male's nipple until his nipple becomes a dark shade of purple.

I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.

by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

cock crippler

A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.

"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

nipple cripple

A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.

It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.

Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.

by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018

Paul Cripplemore

A specimen that specialises in computer technology but somehow hasn’t made a technical wheelchair

If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma

I did a piss in Paul cripplemore’s bottle of Pepsi max

by Fatuglyniggaginger December 10, 2018

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019