Definitions by Urbnerd

Scanstic 

Someone who is a spastic at scanning at a self serve checkout.

My father went to the supermarket. He wanted to be cool and try self service scanning but was a total scanstic at it and we had to call for assistance.

Scanstic by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Keyboard cripple 

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

Keyboard cripple by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Keyboard cripple 

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

Keyboard cripple by Urbnerd May 21, 2019