Cottaging

Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.

"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."

by KHD August 30, 2003

Cotton Twat

When you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn't have any saliva, making insertion of erect penis into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(Similar to cotton mouth.)

"Get your face down there, this cotton twat isn't going to lube itself!"

by Catabby Rolanus November 6, 2003

in tall cotton

Wealthy, well off, well to do. Comes from the phrase "shitting in tall cotton".

I got my taxes back and now I'm in tall cotton.

by slowest March 29, 2004

cotton

word used to describe a small piece of cotton used to draw-up your drug of choice into a syringe. this piece of cotton can be from a cigarette filter(already smoked, or not if you're lucky), from a Q-tip, or it can be pre-made and distributed at a needle exhange.

yo, i need to get some cotton to get off.

by g-ring April 1, 2007

bless your cotton socks

When Rosy thinks something is funny, cute, sad, or anything else that makes her emotions tingle she will bless the cotton socks of said object or person

Me: Here is a picture of my new nephew, Rosy.

Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!

Bless your cotton socks

by Ho Lee Phuq September 17, 2017

walkin in high cotton

A person with great success or wealth is said to be 'walking in high cotton'.

The queer wacko didn't have 2 dimes to rub together but ever since he got on reality tv he's been walkin in high cotton.

by Jason McKay April 26, 2006

Cottonmouth Creamery

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.

I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.

by Frank West August 28, 2006