(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
Get the cooked booksmug. As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.
by home cooker February 6, 2012
Get the home cookingmug. The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.
Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!
Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.
Guy 1: Well shit!
Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.
Guy 1: Well shit!
by Bromancuh52 December 31, 2011
Get the Dr. Cookmug. Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.
by gooeylooey November 20, 2016
Get the Pressure Cookingmug. by w5a46es7difuhkjhsrate September 22, 2020
Get the Thats Cookedmug. by Got slurpee November 6, 2018
Get the cook that crookmug. by Baddison December 5, 2010
Get the cooked hardmug.