Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 09, 2013
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Grandparental controls

To protect family members from butt dials and accidental FaceTimes at all hours of the night
I need to set Grandparental controls on my grandads phone he butt dials me late at night
by Alexia205 April 25, 2019
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Fortnite Controller

Its when you use a controller on Fortnite pc.
Mongraal: we are gonna win this game bois I AM POPPING OFF.
Random guy tripple headshots him with scar.
Mongraal: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER
Thats a

Fortnite Controller Player
by Controller Player February 25, 2020
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The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
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Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.
I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.
by SOLS July 11, 2014
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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
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controlled explosion

Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.
by LilYachtyBoat January 07, 2018
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