Conservative Scapegoat Artist

A slang word for Conservative figures in the media that try to put the blame on Liberals for all of America's woes regardless of who is at fault. Conservative Scapegoat Artists tend use half truths or down right lies to promote Prejudice against Liberals.

Conservative Scapegoat artists are behind tend to thrive on the Social Divide.

by ????^_^???? August 29, 2007

conservative

A person who espouses the idea of "less government". However, they tend to espouse the idea of "less government" more when it comes to spending money for social programs. They have no qualms about looking over people's shoulders, spying on or jailing people for suspected "un-American activities" at a base that is not even on American soil. Among their interference in our lives: spying on cell phone calls without permission of Congress, saying, "I'm the president. Why do I need anyone's permission?", or using brute military force to enforce their vision of that things should be like on the outside world. They believe in torture in the name of national security. As far as financial responsibility, they believe in shrinking down every part of the government but giving the Department of Defense what is essentially a blank check, and run up horrific deficits fighting senseless, endless wars. Strength is good, but waste is not. They are often religious, but they seem to have Jesus Christ confused with Ronald Reagan. Their philosophies are often subtly or blatantly racist and xenophobic, and they have been known to advocate disenfranchisement of women and minorities (see: ann coulter because these groups overwhelmingly vote liberal and are growing much faster than the aging white male voter base they rely on. Their failed policies were rejected in the 2008 election, by the "true" patriots of our great country.

Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are examples of the consummate conservative gone mad: God, church, family, country, torture, domestic spying, and killing the ragheads.

by Head of the Maids' Union February 15, 2009

conservative

The fear that someone somewhere, may be happy.

Conservatives believe in equality for all heterosexual, Christian white males.

by KevinM February 12, 2006

conservative

Most often members of the Republican Party in America.

Most often known as fucking nuts by the rest of the world.

Ohh, look at me! I'm a tree huggin, baby clubbin liberal! I can read and write! I care about people!

- conservative negative ad on liberals.

by rhcp18 February 18, 2010

conversation rape

When someone talks to you against your will or forces you to engage in a conversation after you have already refused.

Conversation rapists usually target the same victim(s) multiple times.

I wanted to be left alone so I put on my headphones, but my coworker just talked louder so I would have to listen to her. She conversation raped me.

by Curious Panda April 16, 2011

Conservatives

People whose political philosiphy is based on falsities. There are three kinds of conservatives. The first ones are the rich powrful people. They are conservatives because they are out of touch with the problems in society. Then there's religious conseratives, who ironically think that Jesus wants them to fuck the world up. The third group is the "blue-collar" conservatives who have no idea what conservatism really is; they just follow the first two groups blindly.

Examples of the three conservatives' groups:
Group 1: see George W. Bush
Group 2: see Catholic Church
Group 3: see red states, hicks, and rednecks

by Anne Coulter June 17, 2008

Pointless conversation.

A pointless conversation is when you are talking to someone on facebook, texting, or something else. It happens when the second person in the conversation doesn't feel like talk to you.

Person #1- Hey!
Person #2- Hi.
Person #1- Whattuup?
Person #2- Nothing.
Person#-Same.

The end of pointless conversation.

by Your mommmy. January 17, 2010