When a person deliberately puts themself through hell eating spicy foods to prove that they are tough enough but end up in a hot mess with a runny nose and gasping for breath with watery eyes. Struggling to grab tissues,water,milk to alleviate the symptoms.
"Conditus" - Spicy in Latin
ego - is ego
asphyxrhinitis- Inflammation of the airways coupled with a runny nose.
"Conditus" - Spicy in Latin
ego - is ego
asphyxrhinitis- Inflammation of the airways coupled with a runny nose.
person 1 : I'm getting the extra hot basting on my nandos chicken
person 2: Ooh you're about to suffer conditus egoasphyxirhinitis.
person 2: Ooh you're about to suffer conditus egoasphyxirhinitis.
by Sibby & Wedkemail August 25, 2022
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During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.
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When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti
by Ailim October 26, 2017
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Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"
Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.
"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.
"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."
by eatfoodeveryday September 14, 2021
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by gayostioporosis January 22, 2022
Get the liebig condenser mug.Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
Guy 1: Oh.
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