I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
Get the Colon Cleansing Catastrophemug. by CafeDonut November 7, 2019
Get the Colon Slurpmug. "I'm colonizing it, Stan. I'm colonizing it!!!"
by muttburgers May 6, 2025
Get the Colonizing Itmug. Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.
Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021
Get the Ghetto Colonicmug. One who brings infrastructure, electricity, indoor plumbing and capitalism to an otherwise tribal warring land where you would be traded, raped, and sold to the next tribe.
by History4real July 9, 2022
Get the Colonizermug. by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022
Get the colon cleansingmug. Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
Get the colon queue-jumpermug.