Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

Colonizing It

The act of sticking a shank into your penis (see 'Sounding') and stroking it.

"I'm colonizing it, Stan. I'm colonizing it!!!"

by muttburgers May 6, 2025

Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

Colonizer

One who brings infrastructure, electricity, indoor plumbing and capitalism to an otherwise tribal warring land where you would be traded, raped, and sold to the next tribe.

Thank God for European colonizers, or else I would have to hunt, sleep, and defecate in the woods.

by History4real July 9, 2022

colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022