colon irrigation

The sensation being forced out of your ass in such a way that it makes one go ooooooooo DAMNNN
Just had me a colon irrigation, now I can fart without any noise
by Electric tickle fingers January 02, 2016
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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
by ListentoLia February 24, 2024
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colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.
Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 28, 2022
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coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 03, 2019
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Reverse colonization

A situation where the natives get the upper hand and successfully reclaim their land and turns the tables by making the descendants of colonizers pay via oppression .
A notable example of Reverse colonization is Zionism. The indigenous Jews not just reclaimed their land but also turned the tables by oppressing the Arab settlers by restricting their freedom of movement, putting checkpoints and treating them like shit.
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Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.
Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...
by chicken likka September 27, 2023
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Fandom Colonizer

Outsiders who join a fandom solely to change it to fit their standards without actually enjoying it. They ignore pre-established rules and expect others to follow their new ones without question. They attack fans and creators for anything they deem "abnormal" and engage in brigaded attacks against those who don’t conform. They have no problem threatening violence or sending death threats, believing their actions are justified.

Despite pretending to be inclusive, they reject any culture outside their own. When called out, they always play the victim and claim it's proof the fandom needs "fixing." They manipulate online engagement by botting Facebook likes, Twitter shares, and Reddit upvotes to create a false sense of support.

Most emerged during and after the 2020 pandemic when lockdowns gave people too much free time. While some pre-2020 cases existed, they were mostly confined to Tumblr. They can be identified by posts mocking fandom norms that receive thousands of likes, yet most replies disagree, exposing the botting.

When confronted, they typically:
- Play the victim
- Use ad hominem attacks against fans
- Trivialize the situation (often exposing their hypocrisy)
- Threaten violence against those who disagree
Fan: wtf happened to anitwt bros cant even have a waifu anymore
Fandom Colonizer 1: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.

Also Fandom Colonizer 1: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects
Fandom Colonizer 2 with Powerpuff girl pfp: Notice how all the people getting upset at this have little anime girls as their pfp
Fandom Colonizer 3 (with their entire profile dedicated to otaku hobby): We should eliminate “otaku” as a concept, it’s holding anime as a medium back
Fan: Shut up tourist
Fandom Colonizer 4: This ain’t an anime ret**d I’ll knock you tf out
Fandom Colonizer 5: what a loser THIS GUY STINKS PEEEEEYUUUUUU
Fandom Colonizer 6: Imagine getting this mad over fucking cartoons LMAOOOO (He was policing and attacking people over said cartoons)
by PomuHub February 17, 2025
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