homeless coffee

When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.

I could really go for some more of Bob's homeless coffee on this fine Christmas morning.

by Rod Pretzel December 20, 2016

Coffee talk

Things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.

Let’s save that for coffee talk

by Realcoffeetalk June 24, 2018

coffee destroyer

if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist

I HAVE FOUND THE LEGEND OF THE COFFEE DESTROYER!

by rubythecatgirl October 3, 2018

coffee packet

a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags

the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face

by stu f. May 3, 2004

forgotten coffee

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.

"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."

by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022

coffee worshipper

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.

That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat

by blofled1965 March 19, 2013

coffee dreads

a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious

Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.

by violentviolet October 10, 2013