Coffee dancing

Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.

This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.

I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!

...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!

-eh, okay.

...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.

by Maggi Coffe-Lover March 06, 2013

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homeless coffee

When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.

I could really go for some more of Bob's homeless coffee on this fine Christmas morning.

by Rod Pretzel December 21, 2016

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coffee or something

A subtle way to lure a guy to come over to your place, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with him while coffee is brewing in the background. Caffeine is good for male sex drive and is ideal for getting him into the mood.

Girl: Hey I'm bored. Wanna come over to my place for coffee or something?
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.

by GudBuddy September 17, 2017

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Adjusted Coffee

A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.

Tea or coffee?

Adjusted coffee would be great.

by StreetyAus September 08, 2010

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coffee worshipper

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.

That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat

by blofled1965 March 19, 2013

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