by victim12345789 January 5, 2011
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by Thatoneone December 10, 2011
Get the Cleftable mug.A Clemtag is a piece of juicy smeg that forms when a fat dick is rubbing the sides of a tight vagina, it's white in colour and smells of fishy cheese.
Me: Fuck man I was banging this hoe the other night
Pal: Really good fuck?
Me: Yeah my cock was so tight in her pussy I looked down and it was covered in Clemtag.
Pal: Shit you must have a big member to make that bitch clem up.
Me: Yeah I made the bitch lick the Clemtag off my phat rock.
Pal: Yum.
Pal: Really good fuck?
Me: Yeah my cock was so tight in her pussy I looked down and it was covered in Clemtag.
Pal: Shit you must have a big member to make that bitch clem up.
Me: Yeah I made the bitch lick the Clemtag off my phat rock.
Pal: Yum.
by MachomanRandyBugger July 13, 2011
Get the Clemtag mug.It's a disorder that makes you bathe over and over again and you don't feel clean. Similar to OCD, but to the extreme.
Symptoms:
-A constant urge to bathe.
- Feeling dirty after showering.
-Internal guilt or despair.
-Showering more than 3 times a day.
-Constant anxiety.
-Urge to bathe over and over again.
Symptoms:
-A constant urge to bathe.
- Feeling dirty after showering.
-Internal guilt or despair.
-Showering more than 3 times a day.
-Constant anxiety.
-Urge to bathe over and over again.
Example: When a victim gets raped and feels dirty , they rush to take a shower to feel better and to clean up. But finds that the shower doesn't make them feel clean. ( Internally the victim feels dirty)
Can be used like:
"You are suffering from Clenthzombia."
"You are a Clenthzombiac."
"Your acting like a Clenthzombiac."
Can be used like:
"You are suffering from Clenthzombia."
"You are a Clenthzombiac."
"Your acting like a Clenthzombiac."
by Dr. Mellowhype April 19, 2013
Get the Clenthzombiac mug.A subset of storm watchers, these are people who derive enjoyment from watching and being in storms that involve hail. The "clatter" is the sound of the hail hitting roofs and other metal or wooden objects.
NOAA predicted a big thunderstorm here. You know the clatterati are going to be coming out in droves!
by pentozali October 26, 2013
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Gloria would write amusing yet informative talkback comments on the newspaper's website, believing herself to be a distinguished member of the clatterati.
by daverap July 22, 2015
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