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Distance learning

Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.
"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"

"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
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Louis and Clarking

When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.
"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
by PrinceCharming69 April 18, 2014
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Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.
Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'
by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022
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Chi Wah Learning Commons

a place in Hong Kong University where a bunch of dick heads occupy the seats by placing their personal stuff; in another words, it is a heaven for theft and hell for needy student.
I hope those assholes' laptops get stolen in Chi Wah Learning Commons.
by MarvellousAss September 21, 2022
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The hit new game where you can learn math and math! Featuring 7 noteboos, 7 original characters, a school, 11 wacky items, math, math, math, math, math, math, and even more math, detention for all the bad kids. Basically a great learning game! ᵇᵃˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵍᵃᵐᵉˢ ᶦˢⁿᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵒʷⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵛᵉʳˢᶦᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ
Yo dude have you heard of Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning?
by swaggerguy420 April 21, 2022
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tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......
Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!
by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 21, 2010
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throat clearing

to disavow someone or something before defending that same thing, often done before playing the role of "devil's advocate"
Hitler was a terrible, awful, despicable, cruel, dastardly person but he had some pretty good ideas.

We get it, no need for so much throat clearing.
by Jay Bulls February 21, 2018
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