crooked I

Slang term for Indianapolis, Indiana (See also, the 317, or Naptown)

You representing the crooked I?

by poliscigrrl February 15, 2005

Crooked-arrow

A polite term for 'homosexual'. Also used when there are virgin ears about the room.

'That is about the most crroked-arrowed thing I have ever seen in my life. Tim, TAKE OF THE BLING. You look worse than Garfield in a thong.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Kettle Cooked

When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.

Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."

by Gibson Forben December 4, 2013

half cooked pancake

(1) Means you a ugly bitch ass if you get called this

(2) pancakes are not cooked fully and only and will be eaten half cooked

Bitch ass looked like a half cooked pancake.
Damn!!!!

Yo man you know that pancake is half cooked right??
It's ight man I'll be ok.

by Muthafukinmuthafuka June 25, 2014

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

cooked meat

a persons with a small cock or someone whose into gay bj

gay 1: did you see that, he had some cooked meat right there
gay 2: we ought to go cook it for him

by kinkyvag April 28, 2014

my goose is cooked

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night

AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED

by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011