chode

A chode is a penis wider than it is long!

I like to give hand jobs to chodes!

by FUCKER May 21, 2003

Chode

The chode is the area between your penis, and your ballsack. Its also called Taint, Grundle, or... CHODE! The chode is also the area in which the body creates "Monkey Nut" butter. This area is extra sensive and should be nibbled upon, gently.

I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn.

by Egon Strangler December 14, 2003

Chode

Small but fat and deformed looking penis; synonymous with "Ian's dick"

Girl: The sex was so bad !
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in there¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode

by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 21, 2017

Chode

An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.

Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.

by Thunderdouche May 20, 2015

choded

When a black guy smacks you with his chode and fuck you right after

“Dude micheal got choded last night, crazy man.”

by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD May 30, 2018

To Chode

To wank with your chode.
This must include both hands and vigorous yanking.

Its time to chode!!!!

by efaaaaaaa April 04, 2011

Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.

Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.

by DrDigginess March 14, 2013