churchland

Ah ghetto ass place in portsmouth va full of hoes and cheaters They full of STDS even in middle school fuck mrs figgs big ass too

Oh they go to churchland i know they ran through

by fuckyouandyomama June 26, 2022

Church of Jesus Christ-Christian

The Church of Jesus Christ-Christian (CJCC) is a White nationalist church, which was founded in 1946 by Ku Klux Klan organiser Wesley A. Swift. Swift was the son of a Methodist Episcopal Church, South minister and is considered to be the single most significant figure in the early years of the Christian Identity movement in the United States.

The church was originally known as the White Identity Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, assuming its present name in 1957. After Wesley Swift's death in 1970, the ministry was continued by his wife Lorraine Swift.

Among the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian's teachings is that non-Whites have no incentive to self-regulate their earthly behavior.

by Blue Winged Spirit July 16, 2007

Church of Wiki

A Glorious Religion Founded In 2008 By The Fantastic And Glorious Mary. Based On Christianity But Highly Influencing Wikipedia As The Place Of Answers (Not To Be Confused With The Bible Which Is The Ultimate Book). Legend Has It That Mary Would Ride Around In A Cart Pulled By A Bike, Preaching About The Religion. She Would Be Seen Wearing A Hanging Basket On Her Head And Long Purple Robes. This Fashion Is Followed By Many Wikapedians Today. Wikipedians Worship In Wikathedrals. The Wiki Theme Tune Is Afterlife By Avenged Sevenfold And Motto "Give Mary Stuff!".

OH Look At That Nice Wiki On Their Wy To The Wikathedral
I Think i Will Join The Church Of Wiki

by Wikiwoooo February 3, 2008

Winston Churchill

In my opinion, he was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had. He was responsible for the deaths at Gallipoli but he helped England through some its toughest times, I beleive he won World War IIfor england. He forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the USA. He also got a Nobel Peace Prize for literature and many other Prestigous Awards.

Winston Churchill was a kickass Prime Minister

by uneven Martian September 22, 2005

Churchrat

A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the female still retains the hoodrat mentality. Stank attitude, bad weave, still putting out babies by different fathers, etc. She is still a textbook hoodrat, she just goes to church now.

Damn, look at that churchrat. She tells me I need jesus, but she had sex with my boy doggystyle last week!!!!

My girl just turned into a churchrat. She still a hoodrat, but now she goes to church on sunday.

by Robzilla06 December 22, 2008

churchie

When you live by a church they are
the church goers that get in your way when you try to get through.

Those darn churchies parked in our drive-way again.

by glitterfied girl April 11, 2008

Church Organ

Receiving a blow job from a straight male member of the clergy when you are a gay man seeking spiritual counseling, because you wish to be straight.

The good book says this is wrong, so why are you blowing me father? Son I am begging you, please let me play the church organ?

by TRILOAD December 23, 2011