CHARITA

Indian name . Means one of good character.

Beautiful in body mind and soul.

Charita the one with good character.

by maximus17 February 7, 2010

charity slice

A small slice of pizza, typically received when a larger slice is anticipated. If a full pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, this sliver would be representative of the "Donate it to Charity" portion.

They gave me the charity slice- I would like to exchange this for the Keep It!

by Keep It May 12, 2011

Charles Dickcunts

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

chartube

An empty paper towel or toilet paper roll.

Chartube is from Latin for paper, 'charta', and tube, 'tubus'.

Why do you always leave the chartube out in the bathroom? Just throw it out and put on a new toilet paper roll!

Two chartubes from wrapping paper make perfect play swords.

To make a sploof you need a chartube, dryer sheets, and a rubber band.

by neilzo June 16, 2018

Head Bitch In Charge

The Head Bitch In Charge is a woman with unquestioned authority and gets what she wants whenever she wants it. She rules with an iron fist of bitchy-ness and fear. Cross her=you die. There can only be one Head Bitch In Charge in a workplace, school, team etc. If there are two or more, they either a)become besties and rules in a partner-ship. or b) claw each others eyes out until there is only one left

Friend: " what do you think of Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty?"
Me: "Well she gets what she wants and everyone fears her so she's definitely the Head Bitch In Charge"

by Chazyx October 14, 2012

Charlie the Unicorn

Charlie the Unicorn is a very popular video that's been spread across the internet over youtube, myspace, newgrounds, and other flash animation websites. In this video, a pink unicorn and a blue unicorn badger a white unicorn named Charlie into going to a location known as Candy Mountain. On the way to Candy Mountain, the pink and blue unicorn get guidance from the magical liopleurodon, which is a dinosaur that speaks an unidentifiable language, which Charlie can't understand. After getting directions from the liopleurodon, the pink and blue unicorns lead Charlie to a bridge, which is "like covered in splinters." After crossing the bridge, Charlie and the other two unicorns arrive at Candy Mountain. Although the pink and blue unicorns beg Charlie to go inside the Candy Mountain cave, he refuses to enter. The two unicorns then get help from the letters C, A, N, D, and Y. Letter Y serenades Charlie with a song about Candy Mountain, while the other four letters dance along to the catchy tune. When the song ends, the letters spontaneously combust. Charlie was persuaded by the dancing letters and his annoying pink and blue friends to go inside the Candy Mountain cave. While entering the cave, Charlie's friends give him a smug goodbye, and he suddenly becomes concerned. Just as he tries to back out, the cave entrance closes. Charlie struggles to find his way in the dark as he starts hearing footsteps. Some fighting sound effects are heard, and in the next scene, Charlie wakes up in the meadow with a huge, bleeding gash across his lower abdomen. He finally realizes what his "friends" were up to as he shouts his gruesome realization: "Aww, they took my frickin kidney!!!!!"

Random Teenager: I love Charlie The Unicorn! It's my favorite video on the internet!

Charlie: Oh gawd, what is THAT?
Blue Unicorn: It's a liopleurodon, Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: A magical liopleurodon!
Blue Unicorn: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!!!Charlie: All right guys, you do know that there's no ACTUAL Candy Mountain, right?
Blue Unicorn: Shun the nonbeliever!
Pink Unicorn: Shuuuuuuuuun!
Blue Unicorn: ShuuuuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuNUH!

by Sara Mathews November 29, 2006

charlie baker

Calling your friend the alter ego "Charlie Baker" is man code for calling him a cock block. (thus the initials C.B.) It is to be used when one man is with a girl and his buddy begins to cock block him. If he doesn't want to straight up say his friend is being a cock block right in front of the target he will call him Charlie Baker.

"Hey man what are you guys doing tonight? Can I get in the car?"

"C'mon Charlie Baker! Someone else will give you a ride."

by Evan Jay June 28, 2008