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Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.
Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.
by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022
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the number #1 oceana scp sl discord server full of sweaty players and a good time
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by rizzler656 August 2, 2023
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Loaf of chaos

Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos
"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"
by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023
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bo chao

An ambiverted individual who is extremely outgoing when with friends but will be more timid than a mouse when surrounded by strangers. Charismatic and charming person who captures the attention of those who are listening. Always seeks opportunities to further improve himself and is a misunderstood person.
by Leo3392 November 22, 2021
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chaos;head

When you go down on him and then go hbhugufndiskdjskxodnsisndje like Richard Nixon in futurama
I'm gonna give you my patented 'chaos;head'
by Splozion October 28, 2022
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tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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Chaos

No. It wouldn't be that. It would just no longer be fat cock sexual paradise at the expense of everyone else.
Hym "That's hardly chaos. Maybe at first. But social entropy would kick in. And she said explicitly that it was flat. That's the Jordan Peterson in you. And it's repugnant.
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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