baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

baff

to get nicotine high usually off of e-cigs.

aye bro you wanna go get baffed in the bathroom next period? i got 36% nicotine in this.

by smyle May 15, 2014

Zach Braff

Hot Jewish renaissance man. Zach Braff had quietly made audiences laugh on NBC's hilarious Scrubs until the release of Garden State, a film for which he wrote the screenplay for, starred in, directed himself in and produce the soundtrack for...all to critical acclaim (he's won a Grammy, an Independent Spirit Award, a National Board of Review award, and a Chicago Film Critics Association award). He's been dating Mandy Moore for some time.

Did you see him do that illusion on Ellen? Man, Zach Braff can do it all!

by reytheist February 10, 2006

buff

To perform oral sex on a male.

She buffed ray ray yesterday in the kitchen.

by Retta May 13, 2005

Buff It

A term used to express that someone go down on their knees and give head.

"hay, asshole, why don't you go buff it!!"

by Syn1992 March 28, 2009

baby buff

a hot, fat chick

"What's wrong baby buff?"

"Look at all dem baby buffs in the club right now."

"What to choose, what to choose, a baby girl or a baby buff? What you think, fellas?"

by Galbert-Kun March 25, 2009

buff

Extremly fit person

fuk me,ashton kutcher is buff!

by Pheebs October 22, 2003