bollock wings

When a male puts on a thong and places a testicle out of both sides.

"I put on my girlfriends thong last night, and I had proper bollock wings last night. I'm telling ya, boyeeee!"

by woosh May 5, 2006

Bollo

A womens Vagina
(Pussy, Cunt,)
Also a pastry eaten in Mexico.

That a nice Bollo.
I am gonna buy some bollo at the Bakery

by ART July 7, 2003

Bollock Heavy

Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.

John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.

John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!

John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.

John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!

by Silks August 9, 2006

bollock yogurt

fluid from one's balls

why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?

by sac March 20, 2004

slug with a brillo pad hat.

a nicely trimmed pussy, where the lips are cleanly shaven but there is some hair left up top.....kinda like a landing strip.

I got down with the slug with the brillo pad hat.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

Bollocks

one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.

Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols
OR
Bollocks to you

by Alex September 24, 2003

bolloks

The same as bollacks - crap, dammit, etc.

My life is complete bolloks

by Imp August 4, 2004