broccoli

drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.

I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!

by the_trapper August 16, 2006

BROC

rat that lives in a sewer. big rat on campus. eats from the garbage and doesnt shower.

"you are a BROC!"

by ccccdddd February 20, 2010

Broccoli

Referring to the female canibus plant commonly smoked throughout the black population. Also known as marijuana or "weed." White people commonly refer to it as "pot" or "reefer."

Nigga 1: I'm bout to blow my paycheck on some broccoli.
Nigga 2: Can I smoke with you? I got five on it.

by Philly and Jason August 29, 2005

Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

Broast

1- The act of toasting with your bros, normally accompanied by yelling "BROAST" and being awesome.

2- The act of toasting with Natty Light, also known as "Bro Light"

Whenever drinking with your bros, put your beer into the air and scream "Broast." Every bro and bro-ette in the room should, and will, immediately join you.

by iinventedbroast August 25, 2011

broccoli

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Men have the broccoli, women have the potato..together they make a yummy meal.

by TaylorAndelko April 26, 2007

broch

A very Homosexual Farmer
Who doesn't take care of his animals
who likes playing Soccer naked and hotdogs
and mostly have there middle name Evan

"Hey Broch, Go play some soccer and Eat some Hot dogs"

by HomesBlack January 22, 2008