beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

fire breathing

When you nut inside her mouth and she's breathing hard and you can smell your kids through her mouth

Dude I just smelled her fire breathing last night.

by MistaBooboo 7S April 12, 2016

bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

by Dli March 19, 2014

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

breaking stick

A hard and firm object, generally long and slender in nature, that is used to break ones bowel movements into pieces so that it can be flushed down the toilet.

guy 1: you were in there long enough
guy2: well that burrito killed me. I had to get the breaking stick out.

by my other ride is your mom May 5, 2006

beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008