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brag board

A Social media that has a lot of people who brags or flex all of their

Expensive Items or money on people on the internet
Instagram is a such a brag board because has a lot of people flexing
by Rockyisnotmyrealname May 3, 2019
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Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.
“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”
by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021
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Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.
I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.
by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011
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Biting The Board

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board
I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.
by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003
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Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020
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Buttery Board

A sexual orientarion where a male ejaculates on the back of their partner, and using his penis to spread the semen across their partner's back like a butter knife.
Hey baby, let me give you a buttery board tonight!
by Butteryboi September 18, 2019
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walmart board

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.
by nirvana thing May 27, 2021
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