Highway blobbery

Being excellently lazy. When you sit on the couch all day drinking/smoking and watching netflix movies all day and feel good about doing it.

Man, the weather is shiiite today, looks like it's gonna be highway blobbery today.

by hawaiijack April 28, 2011

Sponge Blob Blood Pants

Sponge used by hookers so they can work whilst on their period.

'Shit I've pushed my sponge blob blood pants up so far I can't get it out'

by naughtyizzy_aw March 6, 2009

blobber muffin

a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob

o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

by Skatycool May 4, 2005

dorito-stained blob

(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler

Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be

by Sexydimma May 1, 2021

blob

A blob is a guy's cumshot.

I lost my blob after jacking off for only 3 minutes!

by eda-skip August 26, 2023

blobitician

a fat pompous politician

No way I'd vote for that whale belly blobitician.

by I'm disgruntled September 23, 2006

blobular

A person's view of the world when they forget their glasses. All shapes loose their current form and become indistinguishable. Items such as airport gate numbers and arrival times become nearly impossible to read.

"I forgots my glasses at home. So I'll be in a blobular world." - Angie

by HotandBothered July 3, 2007