borked

When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

Also applicable: borking, bork

"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"

"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."

"What the bork are you doing?"

by scumbagk December 28, 2011

Borking

Boor-king (state of being) Messing around, wasting time, fucking off, having a laugh.

"Hey, what you doin' there sittin' on the stairs?"

"Oh, just borking."

by Wes Ferguson July 31, 2005

Borking

means fucking boring, bored as fuck, or any other word you see fit to put there.... i prefer fuck

That Andy Danial is so Borking your gonnna have a murder suicide on your hands here soon.

by the bear jew 117 November 9, 2010

bork

to mess up, or to be screwed

damn, myspace is borked again

by caden July 5, 2006

Bork

To perform a sleazy and reprehensible act after your more ethical colleagues refuse to do it.
Source: Robert Bork fired the Watergate special prosecutor for Richard Nixon after his superiors in the justice department resigned rather do it themselves.

What do you get when you bork? Well, Judas got thirty pieces of silver. Sometimes, though, you get nominated to be a supreme court justice.

by Justinian April 9, 2005

borkied

when a teacher is ungodly hot and doesn't even know it.

oo my god that teacher is so borkied i wish i could tf her on my lab desk.

by Anthony shaw June 8, 2010

Bjorn

Scaninavion viking lord. King viking Bjorn.

Aslso the most handsome badass OF ALL THE PITBULL MASTIFF'S past present and future!!!
Greatest roaddogs are of this breed also.
Loyal to the dirt
Mommas baby, sometimes referred as LIPS!

Take off his face Bjorn!
Bjorn,, he's the mommas baby!

by Thottie2Hottie August 17, 2017